Sweet Spot: Bonus pic

•10/02/2010 • 1 Comment

In case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s a magnificent bonus pic of Dita Von Teese on the side of a Virgin America plane:

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/15/dita-von-teese-virgin-atlantic/#ixzz0zu0OQnON

Credit: DJDM/Photos: WENN

Naked Boys Reading

•09/29/2010 • Leave a Comment

Not this kind of naked boy

It’s about time.

While attending the wildly popular sci-fi edition of monthly salon Naked Girls Reading last spring, I found my mind wandering, wondering if there might come a time when male parts would hug the same vinyl and tell me a bedtime story.

Listening to the lovely Violet Tendencies read Jeanette Winterson, half my brain continued to ponder the male/female equation. Would it work? Why aren’t men as eager to show off their bodies as women, especially in a town like Seattle where everyone at this point knows what boylesque is? Isn’t it peculiar that you can go to a strip club and see the same nakedness for the price of drinks (in Portland at least); but a brainy, starkly lit reading packs them in- despite unforgiving folding chairs, a $20 cover, and no alcohol?

Therein lies the obvious truth…it’s only the same nakedness in the biological sense of the word. The presentation is entirely different.

This Sunday, the NGR franchise started in Chicago in 2009 by Michelle L’amour and Franky Vivid approved the Seattle chapter’s one-time nod to fabulous female authors, read by naked men. Exceedingly comfortable gentlemen Monk (Twisted Monk Rope), Clayton Hibbert (Seattle Erotic Arts Festival), Waxie Moon, and Jean du Jour (GAZM) read from a selection of their favorites from various genres.

Yes, it’s a bit of a novelty- but turnabout is fair play, after all. Naked men and women in repose (even reading) have been the stuff of great works of art for more years than can be counted. Presumably, now they earn a bit more for sharing their time and loveliness and have decades more reading material to choose from. Next up, perhaps the boys and girls can read together.

See Paul Constant’s Stranger review of Naked Girls Reading from last March, HERE

Tickets for Naked Boys Reading, HERE

New Orleans Burlesque Festival Highlights

•09/25/2010 • Leave a Comment

Photographer Paul O’Connell- aka POC Photo- made the trek to The Crescent City last weekend for the annual New Orleans Burlesque Festival, along with a handful of performers from the Northwest. “It was good to see so many performers and photographers from around the country converging on the scene, as I’m sure they do at other burlesque festivals, ” he said. “And I was happy to meet some performers I’ve only heard of.” Paul came back with some amazing photos, and has graciously contributed a selection with commentary to BSP.

Here’s Paul’s highlights:

Coco Lectric (POC Photo)

“There seemed to be a lot of performers representing Texas- including the newly crowned Queen of Burlesque, Coco Lectric. Very well deserved I must say.”

Portland's Charlotte Treuse @ House of Blues (POC Photo)

The Shanghai Pearl @ House of Blues (POC Photo)

Catherine D'Lish @ House of Blues (POC Photo)

“On Friday night Charlotte Treuse and The Shanghai Pearl knocked ’em dead at House of Blues in back to back to performances. They were the ultimate in sophistication, tease, and playfulness-with a little dirty mixed in. Catherine D’Lish also performed Friday night at House of Blues in a stunning blue feather costume, and on Saturday night at Harrah’s.”

Legendary Satan's Angel @ House of Blues (POC Photo)

“Also at House of Blues were performances by living Legends Wild Cherry and Satan’s Angel, the latter driving the crowd crazy with her fire tassels.”

“The crowd at Harrah’s- where the main events were held, including Queen of Burlesque- was a little more subdued than the crowd at House of Blues and The Parish, who were very rowdy. It was good to see an audience that probably doesn’t go to burlesque shows all that often get so fired up. I was looking forward to meeting Lola Van Ella-I actually met her briefly about three years ago when she was in Seattle, and we’ve stayed in touch off and on since so I was very glad to see her again, and actually see her perform. I was also excited to see Michelle L’amour. I had seen some of the other Miss Exotic World’s before, like Kitten de Ville and Catherine D’Lish, and really enjoyed seeing them again.”

Kitten de Ville (POC Photo)

Kiss Me Kate (POC Photo)

Jo Boobs Weldon (POC Photo)

Michelle L'amour (POC Photo)

Virginia D'Vine (POC Photo)

*** Special thanks to contributor Paul O’Connell*** For more images by POC Photo, check out the sidebar at right.

Druids, Magic, and Groupie Girls (& Boys)

•09/22/2010 • Leave a Comment

Lily Verlaine in 2009's House of Thee Unholy (Photo Christopher Nelson)

This summer you might have glimpsed shape-shifting producer and performer The Swedish Housewife singing with The Fastbacks, hosting A Mid-Century Modern Celebration at The Triple Door, or demonstrating how to correctly butcher a chicken while in full Swedish Housewife regalia at Bumbershoot (dutifully pitching in for the launch of Kurt B. Reighley’s book United States of Americana: Backyard Chickens, Burlesque Beauties, and Handmade Bitters: A Field Guide to the New American Roots Movement). If such a display demonstrates how far removed from the production process modern end-users are today, Paula- aka The Swedish Housewife- is the antithesis. As a producer, if anyone can open a can of worms and dream up a full-scale, 90 minute production featuring custom sets and a 20+ cast of vanguard dancers, musicians, and burlesquers, it’s The Swedish Housewife. The woman just won’t sit still.

House of Thee Unholy, now in its fourth year, takes over The Triple Door this weekend for five shows in three nights. Billed as a rock-lesque extravaganza, initial inspiration and visual cues were culled from the rich album covers of the 70s and in the host of talented dancers and musicians Seattle is home to. Putting a burlesque spin on the hedonistic decade’s music was aided by an all-star band including Nick Garrison, belter Jen Ayers, drummer Charlie Lorme, and the return of soulful singer/actress Sarah Rudinoff. “Blues music is great for strip-tease,” says Paula (in conversation, she leans heavily on the second syllable). “And the 70s had really great, bluesy rock going on. It’s not a narrative performance- it’s more like an acid trip.”

The monstrous ensemble show updates what is perceived as burlesque and levels the playing field between male and female performers, musicians and dancers. Like most of her productions, House feels very grown up- feral women in power positions, men taking off their clothes, sexuality that is sophisticated and doesn’t pander to the cute or the coy. Viking ships, orgies, druids, sirens, zeppelins, and general excess are much more aligned with Paula’s Oz-like scope. There’s so much happening onstage it’s hard to take in; not to mention the sheer volume of dancers in various states of undress. Waxie Moon, Lily Verlaine, Miss Indigo Blue, Inga Ingénue, Lou Henry Hoover, Heidi Von Haught, Polly Wood, Leroi The Girl Boi, Gerard Delacroix, Douglas Ridings, Paris Original, Lydia McLane, and of course, The Swedish Housewife, will burlesque the 70s- sometimes en masse.

This year’s run will be the last for a while, as Paula sinks her teeth into another genre rife with button-pushing possibilities, glam rock. More details TBD on the new spring show… for now, get thee to the Triple Door.

House of Thee Unholy #4: Sept 23-25 @ The Triple Door
Tickets HERE

House of Thee Unholy #3 (Photo Christopher Nelson)

That’s Entertainment

•09/19/2010 • 1 Comment

Randi Rascal and Heidi Von Haught (Courtesy POC Photo)

THAT’S F*CKED UP!‘s scandalous stint at Theatre Off Jackson’s Upstairs Gallery fueled a fair amount of chatter, trepidation, and curiosity over the last few weeks. Most of this pre-production speculation was fielded by duo Heidi Von Haught and Randi Rascal, in their first mutual venture curating a show. The premise: to construct a night (or two) of boundary-stretching acts that challenge or plumb the depths of depravity. Casting a rather wide net with this edict, the producers encouraged those involved to bring their most twisted material to the stage- in some cases acts too divergent to be featured elsewhere.

Heidi Von Haught, drawing on her lifelong fixation with human psychology, was almost unrecognizable as predatory killer clown John Wayne Gacy (finally revealing “Sissy Boy” painted on her bare chest- an insult Gacy’s father taunted him with during childhood). The dark circus vibe continued with a murderous duet by Inga Ingénue and host Armitage Shanks, and multiple live piercings by aerialist Jenny Penny. But not all acts were quite so carnal. Evilyn Sin Claire and Belle Cozette lightened the tone with their ridiculously pastoral pooping number “Porcelain Promenade”, bookended in the final act by unofficially titled “Period Piece”, a synchronized comic pastiche of tampon twirling and maxi-pads from Von Haught and Randi Rascal.

In keeping with the purpose of the show, Evilyn Sin Claire’s solo number (loosely referred to as “The Burqa Act”) drove the point home of what conceptual burlesque can communicate. With no intro, Evilyn appeared for the first eight measures covered head to toe in a burqa (the enveloping garment worn by Muslim women in public) and did a two-layered strip, literally and figuratively. Keeping her face enshrouded, Evilyn shed the symbolic garments of one culture to reveal traditional Western undergarments: a girdle, stockings, and impossibly high heels. From there, mouth covered in a medical mask, Evilyn completely strips both symbols of cultural oppression, and reverses into simple jeans and t-shirt.

“What I’m trying to represent is how cultural bondage restrains women’s ability for self expression across the board. In the Western world we erase women in a completely opposite way, reducing them only to their sex appeal,” Evilyn explained later. “I believe strongly in women’s rights to express themselves. To dress in the way they see fit, or safe. At the very end I reveal my mouth- the mask serves to show how I was silenced, but free of both Eastern and Western cultural bondage garments, I can now speak and express myself.”

Evilyn’s physicality alone is magnetically powerful- she can be sexy, devious, or playful, but she’s always three layers deep into what she does. Which exemplifies what a conceptual show is about: engaging an audience first, delivering a subtext to think about second. THAT’S F*CKED UP!‘s two parts contained acts that felt meandering and skit-like by comparison to the more contemplative numbers. In finding the balance between making art and dazzling an audience, there’s definitely room for more inventive stretching and developing.

Producers Randi Rascal and Heidi Von Haught clearly function well as two halves of an anarchist brain. In future endeavors I have a feeling both the ideas and the execution from those involved will only get tighter- and perhaps more fiendish.

Evilyn Sin Claire (Courtesy POC Photo)

Jenny Penny (Courtesy POC Photo)