A chat with Jo “Boobs” Weldon

•06/15/2010 • 5 Comments

Author and performer Jo “Boobs” Weldon has been an unruly, undomesticated woman since…well, since she was a little girl. Growing up in Colorado, Jo’s precocious head was turned by images of feral females such as Tempest Storm and Lili St. Cyr-women whose names were temporarily lost to history but cavorted back through the decades due in part to inquisitive, headstrong ladies like Jo who sought to discover their secrets. “Something about the burlesque women in general, they looked really wild,” Jo recently reflected. “They didn’t look as packaged as actresses and MGM people. Sometimes they looked kind of mismatched…but they always looked much wilder. You kind of suspected that the people performing were eccentric people.”

By 15, Jo was in Atlanta and interning for local papers. She covered legislative sessions and went to punk rock shows for free- The Cramps and The Tubes quickened her pulse from the get-go. Something in their Rocky Horror-outcast-chic resonated with her affection for the rough and tumble glamour of her favorite stripteasers. “Burlesque is kind of an outsider art, and definitely a lot of what I was attracted to in these women- the images of women that I looked at when I was a little kid- was their outlaw energy.”

Jo continued writing and at 18, found her first strip joint job at the Classy Cat in Atlanta. She continued writing while completing a degree in Business with graduate work in Media Ethics. Later, the first book she pitched for publication was on feature dancers: a specific circuit of performers and venues very different from burlesque, but sharing some DNA with strippers and today’s neo-burlesque. Agents in the mid-’90s wouldn’t touch anything related to stripping and passed on the book. (Fast forward to 2010: Jo’s publisher for The Burlesque Handbook is HarperCollins).

These days, Jo is still brassy, outspoken, and incredibly knowledgeable on a wide range of theatrical and social subjects. Through her spiritual osmosis from stripping to burlesque she found that though her backbone is classic punk girl, she’s drawn to teaching and performing in a classic style as Headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque. “I remember about five years ago, looking at my students starting their own productions, and thinking that this was the first generation of burlesque performers I’d seen that were directly influenced by neo-burlesque as opposed to the amalgam of references that we were pulling from. They were looking at a developed art form.”

Though she’s been known to suit up in a Godzilla head or tie herself in knots to Prince’s “International Lover”, Jo admits that she loves doing classic. “I believe in it,” she says. “I believe in the art of striptease alone, all by itself.

*Check out the next issue of The Stranger for a review of Blue Moon Cabaret (where Jo performed three numbers on her tour through Seattle). To pop in on NY School of Burlesque or Jo’s Blog, see BSPress links at right.

Jo Boobs by Ted D'Ottavio

Waxie Moon gets STIFF

•06/10/2010 • Leave a Comment

Waxie Moon (photo Chris Blakely)

Waxie Moon is remarkably serene. High-kicking in a holiday chorus line, being whipped from a dandy into a slave, performing a fan dance sans clothing in light snow, casting off funeral attire on a stony beach- it doesn’t matter. Waxie is placid to the last.

But it’s not just his facial expressions that are captivating/disconcerting to the general public. Wes Hurley’s documentary, Waxie Moon, (screened this week at STIFF) shines a light on the Seattle boylesque star and digs into the incidental gender expression that is a by-product of Waxie’s imagination. He doesn’t perform to push the male/female agenda; he just happens to be a tall, elegant, man with a mustache, and will get into any costume- whether it’s intended for a man or a woman. Lest viewers become confused and call it drag, the somewhat lengthy first half of the film defines burlesque and boylesque through a series of interview snips from big guns like Lily Verlaine and Dirty Martini. Taking a break from his impressive theater and dance background, Dirty convinced him to try burlesque when she guest-taught at Seattle’s Academy of Burlesque. Waxie loved it much more than anticipated.

The 2009 documentary is a fan’s close up look at Waxie (Marc Kenison), the microcosm of Seattle burlesque, and its strong ties to New York. The performance scenes are given a classic, almost spaghetti western treatment with a soundtrack hand-picked by Hurley featuring locals The Little Penguins and Jerry Peerson. Watch for future screenings of Waxie Moon and if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll find the Miss(ter) beach-combing in stilettos near you this summer.

Waxie as King of the Rats (photo by Chris Blakely)

Jo Weldon’s Burlesque Handbook

•06/07/2010 • Leave a Comment

Jo Weldon (photo by Allen Lee)

Jo “Boobs” Weldon is one of the most respected historians and leading ladies of modern day burlesque. As Headmistress of the award-winning New York School of Burlesque, she’s been teaching, performing, and generally blazing a bold trail for nearly ten years. Her intimate knowledge of the art form has inspired many a wanna-be peeler to mind the past while striving for a uniquely personal performing future. She’s brainy, brassy and a major influence throughout the NY scene and the burlesque community at large- and now, she’s written a handbook.

On June 1, The Burlesque Handbook hit all major booksellers. Geared towards aspiring starlets or anyone that likes a peek behind the scenes, the 272 page bendy-hardcover is less than $20 and includes a foreword by Margaret Cho, heaps of backstage and performance photos Jo’s snapped in her travels, and quotes from interviewees on her extremely influential blog, Daily Burlesque. The book (un)covers everything- from the history of the tease to attaching pasties to final chapter “Identity: What Makes You So Special”. Jo’s love and admiration for everyone her illustrious career has put her in touch with is obvious on every page- she lives and breathes burlesque and delights in sharing it.

Jo’s been on a whirlwind mini-promo tour over the last few weeks (with a stop in Vegas for the Burlesque Hall of Fame Reunion); but she’ll be in Seattle for a handful of performances and classes June 11-13. Here’s where you can catch her:

June 11
Blue Moon Cabaret @ The Pampas Room
http://www.bluemooncabaret.com/

June 12
Burlesque Behind The Pink Door @ The Pink Door
http://www.thepinkdoor.net/events.html

June 13
Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque @ Oddfellows West Hall
Class 1: “Stripping Out of Street Clothes: Where Your Clothing is Your Choreography!” 12-1pm
Class 2: “The Official New York School of Burlesque Routine, as seen in The Burlesque Handbook!” 1:30-2:30pm
http://www.academyofburlesque.com

June 13
Naked Girls Reading @ Oddfellows West Hall
http://nakedgirlsreading.com/seattle/

And to purchase the book, click here:


BHOF 2010 Winners

•06/06/2010 • 1 Comment

Here’s the pieced together results of last night’s Burlesque Hall of Fame Pageant in Vegas:

1. Best Debut: Ms Tickle (NYC) incidentally, she’s pictured in Jo Weldon’s brand new book The Burlesque Handbook

2. Best Group: The Chicago Starlets (Chicago)cast includes Michelle L’amour, Franky Vivid, Mimi First, and more.

3. Best Variety: The Amazing Bendable Poseable Dolls of Doom (Chicago)aerial, acrobatic, burlesque featuring Lola Martinet and Tila Von Twirl

4. Most Innovative: Ms Tickle (NYC)

5. Most Comical: Evil Hate Monkey (Baltimore)

6. Most Classic: Mimi Le Meaux (San Diego)recently back from Cannes for her starring role in the film Tournee

7. Most Dazzling: Ms Tickle (NYC)

8. Best Boylesque: Evil Hate Monkey (Baltimore)

9. 2nd Runner Up, Reigning Queen of Burlesque: Nasty Canasta (NYC)co-producer of Pinchbottom Burlesque, Sweet & Nasty Burlesque

10. 1st Runner Up, Reigning Queen of Burlesque: Kristina Nekyia (Hollywood)self-proclaimed “dancer/bendy showgrrrl/glitter dork/fire eater”, member of The Nekyia Dance Company

11. Miss Exotic World, Reigning Queen of Burlesque 2010: Roxi Dlite (Windsor, Ontario Canada/Detroit)

Roxi Dlite, Miss Exotic World 2010 (www.roxidlite.com)

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada, now regularly performing in Detroit. Trained by a former Cirque Du Soleil performer, Roxi has been performing burlesque and aerial since 2004 and was Miss Exotic World 2009’s 1st Runner-Up. She’s also an entrepreneur- Roxi’s found on both sides of the camera at Roxi Dlite Photography specializing in vintage pin-up and glamour shots.

*Click HERE to find out more about her.

The Glitzy Road to Exotic World

•06/03/2010 • 2 Comments

Sydni Deveraux, The Golden Glamazon

A glittering sea of burlesque dancers reaches high tide the first weekend of each June in Las Vegas. That’s when The Burlesque Hall of Fame throws its annual Miss Exotic World Pageant and reunion. Among burlesquers and the fiends who obsess on them, the history of this pastie-studded exodus is as lovingly passed down as a hand-sewn Swarovski brassiere. In the late fifties, retired dancer Jennie Lee (aka The Bazoom Girl) started a scandalous collection of stripping memorabilia which turned into a makeshift museum on a goat farm in Helendale, California; upon Lee’s death, former Marilyn impersonator Dixie Evans took over, adding the pageant as a way to attract the faithful and fortify the museum’s legacy. By 2006 Exotic World had busted its tawdry seams and relocated to Vegas- this year celebrating 20 years of crowning queens.

Categories range from the coveted “Miss Exotic World” to the non-strip “Best Variety” to the esoteric “Most Dazzling”. The application itself is standard fare; applicants provide proof of age, a nominal entrance fee (doubling as a year’s membership in the BHOF Society), a short Q&A, and footage of the act. The only peculiarities in the application’s legal compliance are a reminder that pasties and g-strings are required, and that any incorporation of dildos will result in immediate disqualification.

Sydni Deveraux, “The Golden Glamazon” is Seattle’s only competitor (“Best Debut”) though Polly Wood, The Shanghai Pearl, and Indigo Blue were invited to perform during the weekend. The kickoff party features the notorious Porcelain Promenade of Evilyn Sin Claire and Belle Cozette, which presented logistical snags. Checking a pair of expensive feather fans or a precious headdress would be tricky; not to mention hauling two full-size rhinestone toilets. So the industrious duo will make the pilgrimage in a borrowed SUV pulling a very glamorous trailer- pre-sold with cargo spots for other nomadic performers. Acting as “Burlesque Baggage Handlers”, they will lovingly haul Polly Wood’s fruit bat headdress, Inga’s Ingénue’s wig box, Sydni’s peacock fans, Indigo’s chaise, rhinestones, rolling platforms, pounds of glitter, silicon caulk, hardware, compressed air, Lysol, glue guns, ribbon dancing wands, fancy dresses, whorey shoes, mirrored sunglasses, fake hair, tents, maps, and a couple gallons of water. Like Priscilla Queen of the Desert, only no falsies on board.