Indigo Blue and El Vez in “Death! What a Way to Go!”

•10/26/2011 • Leave a Comment

Miss Indigo Blue, Reigning Queen of Burlesque

El Vez (“The Mexican Elvis”) was Mezzo Lunatico’s original curator and host for last year’s first round of late night cabarets, and he returns this weekend with none other than Queen of Burlesque Miss Indigo Blue for a special Halloween show. Death! What a Way to Go! will be a Día de los Muertos mash-up of burlesque, aerial, dance, and of course- a Night of The Living Dead Costume Contest. Feather fans, zombies, and cocktails in a Spiegeltent sounds like a recipe for one bizarre Halloween.

If you’ve somehow missed El Vez over the years, he’s actually much more than the Mexican Elvis; he’s been a performer and general patron saint of fringe-style arts for many years. Aside from his work with burlesque stars such as Indigo Blue, Catherine D’Lish, and Scotty the Blue Bunny, he has been a host and contributor to many a cabaret-related event from coast to coast and internationally.

El Vez- aka Robert Lopez- first appeared in LA punk band The Zeros, was in Catholic Discipline with lesbian folk singer Phranc, and later appeared at many a rockabilly show with his backup band, the El Vettes. Incidentally, El Vez has also taken on the role of Reverend on several occasions- including the wedding of Xene Cervenka of seminal punk band X. It’s no surprise that he ended up equal parts cabaret mastermind and Mariachi-style social satirist.

“Death! What a Way to Go!” is this Saturday, October 29 at Teatro ZinZanni’s majestic Spiegeltent- click HERE for tickets, or send an email with the subject line “En El Barrio” to burlesqueseattlepress@gmail.com for one of two pairs of FREE TICKETS! Happy Halloween, you dirty dirty zombies.

Mezzo Lunatico returns this weekend for a special Halloween show.

Bye bye to BurlyCon 2011. Hello to a Horror “Burlesque-A-Long” at Central Cinema.

•10/24/2011 • 2 Comments

This afternoon BurlyCon 2011 completed its Closing Ritual (led by World Famous *BOB* and “Bishop of Burlesque” David Bishop), winding down four days of tightly run classes and social gatherings. The fourth incarnation of Miss Indigo Blue and Jo Weldon’s burlesque conference saw some changes this year: BurlyCon now operates as a non-profit organization, resides at the more accommodating DoubleTree Hotel in Seatac, and is managed by a Board of Directors to ensure the integrity of the conference’s future.

Though the vast majority of attendees are performers or performers-in-training, this year it seemed there was a heftier presence of non-performing community members- writers, videographers, photographers, historians. The general feeling of inspiration and community among the always- expanding attendees is hard to describe- you truly have to be there to experience it.

Guests of Honor Miss Astrid and Scott Ewalt raised the bar for worthwhile classes. In “History of Boylesk”, Scott gave a presentation culled from his extensive collection of memorabilia and rare video footage from the years 1885-2000. Scott is the first to actually document a comprehensive timeline of Male Burlesk (spelled this way so it would fit on venue marquees, attendees learned). His encyclopedic knowledge of nearly-forgotten names and cultural intricacies is unparalleled. Ever heard of an all-nude male troupe circa 1930? Scott has, and can tell you all about it- with photographs and theatre handbills to prove it.

Though everyone connected with a different class or presenter, one of the most interesting for me was panel discussion “Sex Work and Burlesque”. Moderator Johnny Porkpie navigated 5 esteemed professionals (Miss Indigo Blue, Jo Boobs, Jesse Belle-Jones, Lucy Flawless, and Peekaboo Pointe) through questions relating to the distinctions and parallels between burlesque, stripping, and other types of sex industry-based professions. Like it or not, both within and without the community there’s often a stigma associated with the word “stripper”, who should or should not be referred to as such, and how audience perception and expectation may make “burlesque” feel comfortable, while an interest in “strip” may be shameful. The panelists seemed to agree that there are certainly moments of creativity and service in both burlesque and strip (many of the Legends can attest to that) as well as in other forms of sex work. Confidence, or the illusion of confidence, is certainly an art form in itself; one that runs through burlesque, various forms of striptease, and many sexually-based forms of entertainment. The conversation was lively and the hour-long panel length was only enough to scratch the surface of this vast and fascinating topic.

Thank you to all the organizers, vendors, panelists, and guests that made BurlyCon 2011 a smashing success. Save the date: BurlyCon will take place at the DoubleTree November 1-4, 2012.

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On that note, a segue into a much, much lighter take on the sex industry: our good friends at Central Cinema are screening the absolutely hilarious 1990 film Frankenhooker this Thursday, October 27- just in time for Halloween. Central Cinema is exploring a new format for the screening- Frankenhooker will be the theater’s first ever “Burlesque-A-Long”. In keeping with the movie’s premise (thank you IMDB)…

A medical school dropout loses his fiancée in a tragic lawnmower incident, and decides to bring her back. Unfortunately, he was only able to save her head, so he goes to the red light district in the city and lures prostitutes into a hotel room so he can get parts for his girlfriend.

…there will be burlesque performances to introduce the film, at intermission, and one grand finale. At the helm of Burlesque-A-Long Frankenhooker are local ladies Tin Pan Sally, Donatella Melies, Madisun Avenue, and Cypris. Central Cinema has graciously donated 5 pairs of tickets to Burlesque Seattle Press…send an email with the subject line “SLUTS AND BOLTS” to burlesqueseattlepress@gmail.com to claim one of the 5 available pairs- FREE!

Otherwise, tickets to Burlesque Along are $6 bucks in advance/ $8 day of show. Check out the event page HERE and visit Central Cinema’s calendar HERE.

Frankenhooker is a twisted cautionary tale. Don't miss it.

A loving farewell to Joan Arline, Burlesque Legend.

•10/19/2011 • 7 Comments

Joan Arline, just starting out in show business.

Sad news made its way around the burlesque community yesterday- Joan Arline, The Sexquire Girl, passed away on Sunday, October 16 from leukemia. Her last official performance was in June at the Burlesque Hall of Fame Reunion, and it has been reported that she was diagnosed with her illness that same month.

Just last January, Joan visited Seattle to perform in The Swedish Housewife’s Gypsy Rose Lee Centennial Show. I had the extreme honor of visiting with Joan at her hotel for an hour to talk about her career, and she made an indelible impression on me. As anyone who met Joan knows, she was a dyed-in-the-wool showgirl and “broad” in the most classic sense, and she was quite a talker- energetic, funny, unapologetic, and quick to recount a story as if it was yesterday. Joan was nothing if not tenacious and plucky, peppering me with questions about local producers and asking me to keep certain trade secrets to myself, for fear another showgirl might steal her teaching curriculum. She didn’t mince words, talking earnestly about her start in strip, her four husbands, and the way that she planned her life and then made it happen. Joan was a determined professional who believed in the power of bringing an audience to the edge of their seats through the careful buildup of the tease. “Do you screw on the first date?” she said of watching her dance students’ entrance walks. “Honey, you’re giving it away too fast!”

Joan started in burlesque at 21, as a chorus girl at McVan’s Night Club in Buffalo, New York, entering into burlesque proper on the suggestion of her first husband, musician Don Roth. “We didn’t know the word burlesque,” she told me. “And if we did, we didn’t admit to it…My father said I went into show business so I could bleach my hair and not have people talk about me.”

Soon Joan became a headlining star; trading up from her $75 a week/3 shows per night/7 nights a week gig as a chorus girl to a lucrative $150 for the weekend as “the exotic dancer”, as she referred to herself. “You didn’t have to be Einstein to figure out what I was going to stay with,” she explained. Joan told me her biggest fear at that time wasn’t the dance- she had formal dance training all her life- but that she might be so consumed with her steps that she’d forget to take her clothes off. Don Roth wrote a special ripple into her songs as a cue for that purpose. She traveled the burlesque circuit from 1953-1958, taking time out to have children and then getting back into the business again 35 years later when she auditioned for a “55 or better show”- “I was a hell of a lot better!” she laughed. “Better and better.”

We talked briefly but with no regrets about her four marriages- “It’s like a dance step, you keep practicing until you get it right”, her famous pair of trained Russian wolfhounds, her floor work (done on a pink fur-covered chaise and not the floor, she clarified), and about aging- “You’re just a baby. I’ve got shoes older than you.” Joan spoke fondly of her co-stars and the producer for that night’s show, The Swedish Housewife, who she had known for many years. “Paula calls my act the Seven Approaches TO a Man,” she said. “But it’s really the Seven Approaches OF a Man…trust me, that’s a whole different thing!”

Joan Arline was one of the brightest, most resilient showgirls burlesque and strip have ever known. She was loved and admired by many, and will be missed. Her brassy spirit and passionate love for being on stage will never be forgotten.

Flattery will get you everywhere: Joan's autograph to me last January at our interview.

A recent head shot of Joan.

A new costume for Sinner Saint. Blue Velvet Burlesque’s very big night.

•10/14/2011 • 1 Comment

Sinner Saint Burlesque (Photo by Greg Holloway)

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

Sinner Saint Burlesque, Seattle’s longest continually running weekly burlesque show, is trying on a brand new costume for 2012- a new layer of professionalism. Recent opportunities for their weekly show as well as engagements abroad have led our local hard-working girls to think about the future and their mark on it. Founded in 2006 in Seattle, the troupe is about to send some members to London for their second residency at supper club The Brickhouse. Meanwhile here at home, Sinner Saint is turning pro: reshuffling papers and getting their house in order. Continuous ventures like running a disciplined weekly show and an Advanced Clinic – which offers serious-minded newcomers coaching from the troupe’s collective experience in stage readiness and beyond- call for all the behind the scenes headaches that most people don’t think about, but cost money. If you’re one of the countless many that have attended one of Sinner Saint’s 50 shows per year for the past six years, then it would be very, very nice to pleasure these ladies in return- by checking out their rebranding campaign on IndieGoGo, HERE.

Evilyn Sin Claire (Photo by Greg Holloway)

Jesse Belle-Jones (Photo by Greg Holloway)

Sinner Saint’s Evilyn Sin Claire (en route to the Austin Freakshow Festival) and perpetual multi-tasker Jesse Belle-Jones took a few minutes to chat with me about the future:

Burlesque Seattle Press: Tell us a little about this next big step Sinner Saint is taking, and why you feel this is the right time?

Evilyn Sin Claire: Sinner Saint is going completely legit, getting organized, and spending dedicated time and money to really make this troupe represent the current members’ artistic sensibilities and goals. This troupe and weekly show was led and managed by one figurehead for years, but in 2011 the current cast self-managed and produced a successful season both here in Seattle and abroad. A LOT of blood, sweat and tears went into that, and we feel pretty empowered to accomplish anything. We’d like to have our company set up to support that.

BSP: What has Sinner Saint got in store for 2012?

Jesse Belle-Jones: We’re going back to London! We’re so happy and excited to be returning to The Brickhouse in Shoreditch. They must have missed us, too, because instead of the two week engagement we enjoyed with them this year, they’ll be having us back for a seven week run of our show “The Sacred and the Profane.” When we return in March, we’ll be looking forward to a year full of domestic travel as well. We’re also thrilled to have Sasha Summer Cousineau [Beebo Brinker Cabarets] further involved in the administrative and artistic development of the troupe. Sasha is a visionary organizer and we’ve loved having her on our crew as a Promoter and Stage Manager this past year.

Evilyn Sin Claire: Our winter run, “Dark Matter” will feature a celebrity host, the world renowned visionary trailblazer of American belly dance, Delilah. She owns the studio we rehearse in, and is also my mom. The run is examining the darkness of winter; inner spaces and outer space. Mysteries, taboo and science. It is WAY up Delilah’s alley. I came home from Colorado Burlesque Festival this summer back to rehearsal and we were talking about the winter run, and the other ladies were looking at me kinda sheepishly, “So…while you were gone we were talking…we want to ask your mom to host Dark Matter. Is that ok with you?” Delilah hosted a little cabaret show that featured me and Princess Farhana at one of her retreats in Hawai’i, but this will really be her burlesque scene debut. She also submitted and was accepted to teach a veil class at BurlyCon. She’s very excited.

BSP: What will you be doing at BurlyCon this year?

Jesse Belle-Jones: I am the Events Coordinator for BurlyCon. I plan, organize, and coordinate all of the social events at the Con from Tiki parties to Keynote Addresses. This is my third year in this position, but I’ve been on the steering committee since the Con’s 2008 inception. Sinner Saint will be volunteering a shift in the hospitality booth, feeding hungry Con-goers Devil’s/Angel Food cake (are you a Sinner or a Saint?), communion wafers, and wine (or grape juice).

Evilyn Sin Claire: We are all attending. Jesse, Lady Tatas, Polly and I have all worked very hard on BurlyCon this year in various different capacities. We’re really proud to be able to be part of it. I was also selected to teach a belly dance class again. It will be movement focused, but I also try to incorporate some discussion and theory around the issues of being a crossover performer with a dance format that is so frequently culturally connected.

BSP: With all the success our busy, bustling burlesque city has had in the past year…what do you envision for the future of burlesque, and Seattle’s place in it? In my opinion, I think all the festivals, showcases, pioneering tours like Dangerous Curves, and more teaching & performance opportunities nationwide will see the next phase of burlesque make touring more sustainable for performers. I think this may keep things fresh and sharp, creatively speaking. What do you think?

Jesse Belle-Jones: This is a huge question! I see Seattle as an epicenter of burlesque innovation, both nationally and globally. Because our scene is so large and so diverse, performers with many different ideas, aesthetics, and approaches are able to find community and performance opportunities and that’s a beautiful thing. I agree with your opinion about touring being a possible “next step” in how burlesque performers share their work. I’ve been traveling for burlesque performances much more regularly in the past year than ever before and from discussions with friends in the community, it sounds like I’m certainly not alone. I think this is a very positive trend for the community at large because of how it lends itself to the dissemination of new images, new subject matter, and new brands of burlesque.

Evilyn Sin Claire: Seattle does have a LOT of burlesque, and I’ve held on to the idea that if you just work to be great, treat your performers and audience well, and work with professional talent, you’ll be successful. I’ve never felt competitive with the other established troupes in the area. I love all the touring and audience sharing! A couple years ago I sensed this blooming of community in the Seattle scene, and with the help of touring companies and national events like BurlyCon and the big festivals, that community has really expanded. It’s a beautiful environment. And, like the environment, we need to care take it. When jealousy and pettiness rear their ugly heads, it’s our responsibility to speak out and encourage ourselves and our contemporaries to chill out.

We also must care take our environment by examining output. An overabundance of shows that aren’t quite professional level does create a scene that isn’t professional. It takes a LOT of work, dedication and money to create really polished acts and shows, which is why we have too few dedicated brilliant producers in this town. I’m a big proponent of student showcases; the Academy of Burlesque, Kindergarten of Burlesque, Visionary Dance all have them. It’s important for us to support places for students to perform. They get stage time and an opportunity to give back to the schools that mentored them. It’s crazy expensive to run a school or studio.

BSP: How did the first Advanced Burlesque Clinic go?

Jesse Belle-Jones: The last session of the Advanced Clinic went *GREAT.* It was such a fun, rewarding experienced for everyone involved. The attendees of the clinic got to benefit from hearing about how our troupe is run and what ideas and approaches we employ when building our acts. In sharing this information, though, we had to consider, question, and reaffirm these facts for ourselves. I always feel like teaching material helps you further understand it and this clinic was no different, I came out of it feeling like I had learned a ton, too! The feedback we got in our course evaluations was glowing. The attendees had a wide range of interests and subjects that stood out to them as the most interesting or most helpful part of the clinic, which leads me to think that we provided good, well-balanced subject matter. We’re really looking forward to starting work with the next Advanced Clinic.

Evilyn Sin Claire: This is a way in which we felt we could care take our environment. There are tons of new performers fresh out of various classes or school or that just got that wild hair to perform the nakey dance, but aren’t quite general public stage ready. I applaud the student shows, and we are also working with the Academy of Burlesque to help provide more space for that, but we also saw there aren’t really too many places for them to go for further education. Six years of more than 50 shows a year, PLUS being very active members in the larger burlesque community gives us a lot of offer in way of advice and instruction for the aspiring professional. Can everyone make a living at this? No. They can’t. But should anyone be able to? I believe they should, and in order for that to happen, we must all strive for the best burlesque has to offer, on and off the stage.

For more information on the Advanced Clinic, visit the Facebook Event HERE, or Visionary Dance Studio’s listing HERE.

Sinner Saint in action (Photo by POC)

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In other news…arriving better late than never, tonight three of Seattle’s very own “titans of tease” will rock the house at Highway 99 Blues Club. Indigo Blue. The Shanghai Pearl. Fuchsia FOXXX. I might have three heart attacks.

Apparently some of the Blue Velvet dancers will appear at the next SAM Remix October 28…

Blue Velvet Burlesque Revue- TONIGHT!

Burlesque bomb weekend: photo highlights.

•10/13/2011 • 1 Comment

-Written and photographed by Paul O’Connell of POC Photo (Contributor, Seattle)

“Burlesque Bomb”: Photos from 4 shows in 3 nights…

First up last Thursday evening, Tempting Tarts Burlesque in Tarts of Darkness at The Rendezvous:

Tempting Tarts: Bitsy Rini 10/6/11

Tempting Tarts: La Petite Morte 10/6/11

Then Friday, The Atomic Bombshells in the early evening performance of Lost in Space at The Triple Door:

Atomic Bombshells: Honey D. Luxe 10/7/11

Atomic Bombshells: Ruby Mimosa 10/7/11

After that, a few blocks north to see The Heavenly Spies in Betty Burlesque at Can Can:

The Heavenly Spies in Betty Burlesque: 10/7/11

The Heavenly Spies in Betty Burlesque: 10/7/11

Finally, Stripped Screw Burlesque in Keep It Up at Columbia City Theatre- a show that also said goodbye to Stripped Screw member Roxie Moxie as she heads to Austin:

Stripped Screw: Roxie Moxie 10/8/11

Stripped Screw: Stella D'Letto 10/8/11

More photos to follow on the POC flickr page…click HERE to visit.

(Stay tuned also for more coverage of the ongoing Heavenly Spies Betty Burlesque show by Jessica…)