La Femme Céleste: Portland’s Big Time! Burlesque welcomes Jo Weldon; KINGS gets rolling in Seattle.

•04/30/2013 • Leave a Comment
Portland's Madison Moone, Production Manager of Big Time! Burlesque (Photo by Matt Adamik)

Madison Moone, Production Manager of Big Time! Burlesque (Photo by Matt Adamik)

Portland’s Big Time! Burlesque and musical paramour Orchestre L’Pow share a grandiose vision of glamour in their productions. “Think Henry Mancini meets The Cramps,” says Production Manager Madison Moone.

Moone, who has been producing in Portland since 2008, cut her burlesque teeth with one-woman show Madison Moone’s Burlesque Revue. Her shows were routinely backed by a live trio, solidifying her belief that the chemistry between band and burlesque is a vital part of exciting an audience, not to mention turning up the heat in a performance. Through these events she met bassist and future Orchestre L’Pow production partner and Musical Director Sean Hudson. Today, the team also includes The Infamous Nina Nightshade, who stepped in as Talent Coordinator when the much-loved Charlotte Treuse took up residence in New Orleans last fall. Creative direction is a collaborative effort each season, but with the help of sponsors such as Portland’s leading sex positive boutique She Bop and the addition this year of corporate sponsor Drambuie Liquor, Big Time! Burlesque is becoming a whole lot bigger. “This has enabled us to bring national and international headliners to our stage,” Madison explained. “This was one of the goals we set at the very first Big Time Burlesque round table discussion and we are so thrilled to be making that a reality”.

This Saturday May 4, NYC burlesque maven Jo Weldon will star in the second show of their 2013 season, La Femme Céleste. In addition to Jo’s long list of burlesque benchmarks (author of The Burlesque Handbook, headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque, co-founder of BurlyCon, Pink Light Burlesque, and the list goes on…), she is also a performance icon and a champion of honoring the histories of the many unruly women that came before the current wave of burlesquers. Much like Madison Moone and Orchestre L’Pow, Jo is a master of onstage sizzle.

La Femme Céleste (‘the heavenly woman’) will channel iconic goddesses from around the world. From Isis to Aphrodite, Cleopatra to Freya, performers pay homage to these often enigmatic figureheads of fertility, creativity, birth and death. Also sharing the stage will be Seattle’s very own Boom Boom L’Roux as well as the L’Pow! Company Dancers: Madison Moone, Itty Bitty Bang Bang, and The Infamous Nina Nightshade. Internationally renowned burlesque emcee Vincent Drambuie will host, and all dance routines will be performed to the “post-punk big band” sounds of Orchestre L’Pow!

Big Time! Burlesque Company Dancers (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Big Time! Burlesque Company Dancers (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Jo Weldon will also be teaching while in Portland- read about her May 4 afternoon class “The Living Glove” and pre-register through She Bop HERE (although the class itself will be at the Bossanova Ballroom).

Madison took some time to explain the unique symbiosis of band and burlesque (as well as how they connected with Jo “Boobs” Weldon):

Burlesque Seattle Press: Are Orchestre L’Pow & Big Time! Burlesque always paired?

Madison Moone:
Yes, Orchestre L’Pow and Big Time! Burlesque are always paired. It’s true that the band does exist and work as its own entity. L’Pow was originally founded several years ago by our drummer Dain Hudson (Sean’s brother). They primarily worked in Seattle with a rotating cast of dancers. The band took a short hiatus for a redevelopment period and Dain handed the band over to Sean. Sean wanted to resurrect the project under a different guise; however he was living here in Portland. That’s around the time that we met on my project. He pitched the new model to myself and Charlotte Treuse, our Talent Coordinator before her move to New Orleans this past fall. What he pitched to us was the vision of a glamorous, full production, over the top stage show backed by a bad ass live band. Hence the name Big Time! Burlesque.

Orchestre L'Pow (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Orchestre L’Pow (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Charlotte Treuse, Big Time! Burlesque's Talent Coordinator before her move to New Orleans this past fall (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Charlotte Treuse, Big Time! Burlesque’s Talent Coordinator before her move to New Orleans this past fall (Photo by Casey Campbell)

BSP: Portland seems to have a good understanding of the power of live music matched with burlesque. It’s very potent! Why do you think that is?

Madison: I can’t speak for how others are using live music in their productions but I can tell what is potent about it for us. All three of us on the production team have a very strong connection with live music performance. Nina Nightshade has training in several styles of dance, most notably belly dance. Sean and I are both formally trained musicians in classical composition, jazz improvisation and rock ‘n’ roll.

In order to play live music or dance to live music you must develop the ability to connect with each other on stage. When jazz musicians improvise, they have a road map, so to speak, that they are working from, but to really make the music come alive they have to be listening to each other and looking at each other, paying attention to the moment…connecting…as if they were having a conversation with a friend. They feed off of one another. One player will finish the other player’s thought. The same connection must be present between the dancer and the musician. For example, if the drummer is really paying attention to what the dancer is doing he has the ability to give an extra accent to a bump or the guitar player can play a really dirty slide when she grinds. Using live musicians give us the freedom to turn the volume up on these “oh so special” accents.

Sean custom arranges all of the music for every single show. We are not just simply doing what the recording is doing. We can bring the finer details more forward; the dancer can make special requests regarding her needs for the vision of the act. Dancing to canned music, while it’s nice for precise tempo etc. can come across as robotic or too precise. In my opinion, because we as dancers have to listen to where the band is going, it forces us to be more present with the audience. They will always be directly affected by the connection between players and dancers on stage. It’s as if the audience lives vicariously through the band. They always go wild when a spontaneous interaction or flirt happens between dancer and band member; again it’s the connection in the moment that gets them, not the perfectly executed choreography.

BSP: Can you tell me a little about how you came to curate this “Goddess” themed show, its cast, and how Jo came to be involved?

Madison: As for the cast, we spent our first season working through a group of dancers that we were interested in working with. In our second season we decided to form a company. Our three principals include myself (Madison Moone), The Infamous Nina Nightshade (Bergamot Burlesque) and Itty Bitty Bang Bang (Rose City Shimmy). Our stage kittens include Hyacinth Lee and Lady Loaded Guns, both of whom have been with us for over two seasons. And last but certainly not least, Vincent Drambuie is our emcee. Vincent has been on board since the very first show and really acts as the glue. His sense of comedic timing is classic yet fresh. He reminds me of a cross between Jackie Gleason and Conan O’Brien.

Vincent Drambuie, Lady Loaded Guns, Hyacinth Lee (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Vincent Drambuie, Lady Loaded Guns, Hyacinth Lee (Photo by Casey Campbell)

As for the “Goddess” theme, I had the idea several years ago. I was just wrapping up my stint producing the solo show and just coming on board to produce Big Time! Burlesque. I may have even pitched it at the first table meeting, I can’t remember. But at any rate, the moment wasn’t right for it; other ideas were really taking off so I filed it away, with the hope that we could revisit it again. When we got the Drambuie sponsorship this fall, we knew we wanted to take the opportunity to develop new shows and bring in headliners. As I was looking at what the company already had existing in the rep, it seemed like the perfect time to develop it. Nina Nightshade had created an exquisite tribute to Cleopatra for a previous show and Itty Bitty Bang Bang has a luscious Jungle Goddess number involving a giant tiger. I was in the process of developing a Golden Goddess act and a tribute to Shakti the Hindu Goddess. The show was already in process, we really only needed to develop a few more pieces.

Itty Bitty Bang Bang (Photo by Casey Campbell)

Itty Bitty Bang Bang (Photo by Casey Campbell)

The Infamous Nina Nightshade (Photo by Casey Campbell)

The Infamous Nina Nightshade (Photo by Casey Campbell)

As for Jo Weldon’s involvement, we have been in dialog with her since last summer about coming to do a show. Of course, since Jo is in such high demand and our show schedule is relatively strict, we were having a difficult time nailing down a date for her to come out. When it came time to book the headliner for La Femme Céleste, we hadn’t talked to Jo in a while. Nina suggested we try Jo again and sure enough she had that date open. At the beginning of the year we had talked about how wonderful it would be to get her for this show, she’s the ultimate goddess! We just weren’t sure if the timing would work out. We are all bursting at the seams about her coming out; she really is perfect for this show!

Jo Weldon will appear with Big Time! Burlesque in Portland May 4 (Photo by Allen Lee)

Jo Weldon will appear with Big Time! Burlesque in Portland May 4 (Photo by Allen Lee)

Orchestre L’Pow! & Drambuie Present
Big Time! Burlesque
La Femme Céleste
starring Jo Weldon

May, 4th 2013
Bossanova Ballroom,
722 East Burnside Street, Portland, OR
Doors 7:00pm / Show 8:00pm / 21+

Tickets on sale now:
www.bossanovaballroom.com/event/orchestra-lpow-2

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Speaking of Orchestre L’Pow, there always seems to be less than six degrees of separation when it comes to Portland and Seattle: Paula the Swedish Housewife was in an early incarnation of the band, which led to their prominent feature in the 2008 documentary A Wink and a Smile, in which Loren Dutton and Dain Hudson wrote some original music for the film.

In case you haven’t heard, A Wink and a Smile director Deirdre Timmons is starting those big wheels of pre-production turning for her next film: KINGS. The movie will be a fictitious romp following a group of male performers vying for the title “King of Boylesque”. Recently Portland’s Russell Bruner appeared at what functioned as something of a kickoff show for the film in KINGS: A Boylesque Extravaganza at the Triple Door. You can catch footage of Russell from that show alongside boylesque titans Waxie Moon, Captain Kidd, Evil Hate Monkey, and the Stage Door Johnnies in the teaser video over HERE.

You’ve heard the saying it takes a village…well it takes a village, a dedicated burlesque community, and a whole bunch of ‘cheddar’ to make a film. Deirdre needs our help to get this movie’s engines started- please get on board early and make a donation that will help to immortalize this über-exciting time in boylesque history. Support KINGS HERE.

Australia's Captain Kidd appeared in KINGS at the Triple Door.

Australia’s Captain Kidd appeared in KINGS at the Triple Door.

POC’s TXBF Diary & a Queen pays Tribute to a Legend

•04/25/2013 • Leave a Comment
Closing night of Texas Burlesque Festival 2013

Closing night of Texas Burlesque Festival 2013

~ Written and photographed by Paul O’Connell (POC Photo)

By now many of you know my excitement about attending burlesque festivals and events. Meeting new burlesquers and saying hi to returning ones makes me just want to jump into a big, naked burlesque hot tub with you all. And this year’s Texas Burlesque Festival was no different. Produced by Lynn Raridon and co-produced by Jigglewatts co-founder and 2010 Queen of New Orleans Burlesque, Coco Lectric, the TXBF – now in its sixth year keeps getting bigger and better. This was my third straight year attending and the second as performer Man Johnson (my perverted, absurd boylesque persona).

At times it’s a still a surreal experience for me performing burlesque. Like everyone else I have my bouts with nerves etc. and usually get along just fine. However the particular act I was fortunate to be invited to perform (at the Thursday night showcase “Nouveau Nuit”) would be the first time it would be done in public. Although I was pretty sure it would come off okay, there’s still that uneasy feeling…similar to when you’re climbing the ladder to the highest diving board at the community pool. Then just as they’re announcing your name, you say “this is it” and then you take the plunge.

My main concern though was my assels. (Assels for those of you who somehow don’t know, are just like tassels for boobs except you put them on your ass.) Not that they wouldn’t spin, because I in fact practiced my ass off thanks to Lady Drew Blood’s expert guidance in assel theory. But would the assels still be sticking to my butt by the time I hit the stage? After all, we’ve all seen pasties fly off.

As I watched the show in full costume I kept wondering to myself, “are they coming off???” and I would feel my butt to see if they were still attached. But it was all just silliness- the act went off without a hitch and I had a pretty good time up there, with both assels and front tassel (yes, that’s a cock-tassel) spinning beautifully. It was also nice to be Runner Up as Audience Favorite for the second year in a row.

The Texas Burlesque Festival is three nights with an Audience Favorite picked on Thursday and Friday that is invited to compete at the Saturday night showcase.

Here are the 2013 TEXAS BURLESQUE FESTIVAL details:

Thursday Night Audience Choice Winner: Lady Luck- Austin, TX
Runners Up: Man Johnson, Sherry Bomb and Ron Dez Vous
Friday Night Audience Choice Winner: Cruel Valentine- Chicago, IL
Runner Up: Ginger Snaps, Jasper St James, Mary Lynn Mayhem
Saturday Night: Best Costume- Tiny D- Brooklyn, NY
Best Use of Prop/Novelty- Bobbie Burlesque- Hollywood, CA
Best Ensemble- Queertini Time- Austin TX
Most Original- Crimson Skye- London, UK
Best Tease Factor- Franki Markstone- St.Petersburg, FL
Best Solo- Peggy De Lune- Columbus,OH/London UK

One of the best things about TXBF is Cora Vette as the Emcee. With her dirty jokes, powerful singing voice (she totally rocked “Barracuda”) and constant harassment of certain stage hands, it’s impossible not to have a constant ear to ear smile on your face. This year’s TXBF had ASL interpreters for the Thursday and Friday night show. I loved how Cora would start one of her jokes with “A man was jerking off,” and then she would quickly turn towards the interpreter to see how you would sign that.

The headliners for TXBF were current reigning Queen of Burlesque, Imogen Kelly, Dirty Martini, Camille 2000, current Queen of New Orleans Burlesque Angi B. Lovely, Ruby Joule (last year’s best debut at BHOF), two-thirds of The Stage Door Johnnies (Ray Gunn & Bazuka Joe), and Coco Lectric, who did a tribute act to Wild Cherry.

Coco Lectric's tribute act to Wild Cherry (costume by Sherry Bomb)

Coco Lectric’s tribute act to Wild Cherry (costume by Sherry Bomb)

I asked Coco to elaborate on how her tribute act to Wild Cherry came to be:

I don’t really know where to begin when it comes to my Wild Cherry tribute performance. When Cherry and I spoke about it this past September, I immediately became thrilled and nervous! Hailing from New Orleans, Wild Cherry worked the touring circuit from the late 1950s through the 70s. There are no videos of her during her touring years, but her incredible performance style and before-her-time abilities made me want to share her career with audiences and fellow performers. She was such a physical performer, using tumbling techniques, balance and exotic floor work. The first day we met for her to train me she had abdominal isolations and foot work ready to go. The gracefulness of her arms was the first thing I noticed about her when I saw her perform for the first time, and there she was teaching me to do it! She was very sure to include her signature moves from her signature piece, a number in which she spun, gyrated, isolated her movements and traveled across the stage in the splits in a teal costume.

I met with Wild Cherry a few times, but each time was packed with so much knowledge that I had to take notes and run home to practice. Through the year I learned to invest in a good set of knee pads, a thicker yoga mat and some really good gel to keep my own signature Bettie bangs slicked back so I could wear Cherry’s signature ponytail. In my attempt to truly do justice to Cherry’s tribute, I did my best to maintain her style and personality. She didn’t smile often, she would zone out at times during this piece and really get into the music; she was tiny and tough. While I couldn’t quite pull off the “tiny,” I dug into that part of myself that is intense and serious…and physical. A photo shoot with Steve DeMent got me into character as we tried, take after take, to recreate Wild Cherry’s famous promotional picture and I went through her signature moves, hoping for one good frame. We were very lucky to get several pictures that capture her intensity and exotic feel.

Legend Wild Cherry, and Coco's brilliant recreation of that famous photo with the help of photographer Steve DeMent.

Legend Wild Cherry, and Coco’s brilliant recreation of that famous photo with the help of photographer Steve DeMent.

Fellow Austinite, costumer extraordinaire, and producer of the Bat City Bombshells burlesque troupe, Sherry Bomb, was hard at work examining the Wild Cherry costume Miss Indigo Blue so graciously let me borrow, and studying images of Cherry online. After hearing about my concerns, Sherry was quick to adjust the costume so I wouldn’t trip over the panel skirt or fall out of the cape. When I picked it up a couple of days before the show, it was covered in rhinestones and sequins. I couldn’t believe how much love and care she put into it. It looked just like Wild Cherry’s in its original color, and it was perfect!

I don’t think I slept at all the night before I performed during our Friday Night: Night of Legends. I hadn’t been this nervous is quite some time. I realized that because I was doing my best to “be” Cherry and not myself that the techniques I use to fall back on when I’m on stage were no longer available to me. I couldn’t wink and smile to get the audience on my side. I couldn’t start into an improvisational dance to get myself out of a jam without feeling like I wasn’t doing as authentic of a job as I could have.

I spent a considerable amount of time in the trailer with Angi B. Lovely stretching, putting on our makeup and finding ways to relax and get into character. The wine helped. I spoke to 2011 Reigning Queen of Burlesque, Indigo Blue for some guidance and to share stories about Cherry. Her Wild Cherry Tribute performances are stellar and it’s also apparent how our different experiences with Cherry make for different performances of her signature number. When it was time for me to go on…I reminded myself to dig deep, feel intense and sensual.

The lighting and sound were just perfect and lovely. Of course, there are always things I want to improve in my performances, but I was content enough in my show that I could rest easy that night…even though the biggest night of the festival was still upon us.

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Speaking of Sherry Bomb, she graciously allowed me to stay with her during the festival and then some. She pretty much spent the whole time I was there, sewing, rhinestoning costuming. In fact she was still sewing the beautiful costume she wore on Thursday night right up until we had to leave for tech rehearsal. She also got me hooked on the Dr Who reboot series (thank you, Sherry).

The TXBF performers are naturally mostly from Texas but there are always participants from around the country and the world including Canada, England and of course, Australia. Many electrifying acts wowed the audience. There’s nothing more exciting than seeing a crowd fully pumped up, and watching a performer mesmerize them all. Crimson Skye was one of many performers who certainly did that with her fabulous boylesque routine- and she picked up the award for Most Original in the process.

Those selected to perform in these festivals really bring their A-game, and it’s always apparent how hard they work back home bringing burlesque to the people, whether in a large dance hall/theater or the smallest of dive bars. It’s really an honor and a pleasure to be involved with such a vibrant community in Seattle as well as Austin (which may be my second burlesque home someday) and around the country. I’m always excited to meet new people and learn about their own unique burlesque histories.

On that note- I hope everyone attending and performing at the Kansas City Burlesque Festival and the New York Boylesque Festival this weekend and the Vancouver International Burlesque Festival the following weekend have a grand time.

What follows is a gallery of photos from TXBF 2013:

Day 2

Cora Vette learns some dirty sign language

Cora Vette learns some dirty sign language

Cora Vette from Denver-The Texas Burlesque Festival Emcee

Cora Vette from Denver-The Texas Burlesque Festival Emcee

Portland's Baby Le'Strange

Portland’s Baby Le’Strange

Cruel Valentine from Chicago-Audience Favorite on 4/12

Cruel Valentine from Chicago-Audience Favorite on 4/12

Angi B Lovely from Dallas- current Queen of New Orleans Burlesque

Angi B. Lovely from Dallas- current Queen of New Orleans Burlesque

Camille 2000 performing on legend night

Camille 2000 performing on Legend night

Imogen Kelly from Australia- BHOF's current Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Imogen Kelly from Sydney, Australia- Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Dainty Dandridge from Washington D.C.

Dainty Dandridge from Washington D.C.

Ruby Rage from New Orleans

Ruby Rage from New Orleans

Bat City Bombshells from Austin

Bat City Bombshells from Austin

Jasper St. James from San Antonio

Jasper St. James from San Antonio

Day 3

Blaze from Carrollton, TX

Blaze from Carrollton, TX

Lady Luck from Austin-Audience Favorite on 4/11

Lady Luck from Austin-Audience Favorite on 4/11

Ginger Snaps & Andylicious as The Flying Widows from Austin

Ginger Snaps & Andylicious as The Flying Widows from Austin

Peggy De Lune from London-winner of Best Solo

Peggy de Lune from London-winner of Best Solo

Tiny D from Brooklyn-winner of Best Costume

Tiny D from Brooklyn-winner of Best Costume

Queertini Time from Austin-winner of Best Ensemble

Queertini Time from Austin-winner of Best Ensemble

Crimson Skye from London-winner of Most Original

Crimson Skye from London-winner of Most Original

Bobbie Burlesque from Hollywood, CA-winner of Best Use of Prop

Bobbie Burlesque from Hollywood, CA-winner of Best Use of Prop/Novelty

Franki Markstone from St. Petersburg, FL-winner of Best Tease

Franki Markstone from St. Petersburg, FL-winner of Best Tease

Ray Gunn from Chicago

Ray Gunn from Chicago

Bazuka Joe from Chicago

Bazuka Joe from Chicago

Dirty Martini from NYC

Dirty Martini from NYC

Dirty Martini from NYC

Dirty Martini from NYC

Imogen Kelly from Australia-Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Imogen Kelly from Sydney, Australia- Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Imogen Kelly from Australia-Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Imogen Kelly from Sydney, Australia-Reigning Queen of Burlesque

Red Hot Annie from Chicago

Red Hot Annie from Chicago

Black Mariah from Dallas

Black Mariah from Dallas

Rosie Rawhyde from Corpus Christi

Rosie Rawhyde from Corpus Christi

Emcee Cora Vette as Snow White

Emcee Cora Vette as Snow White

Please visit the complete POC Photo sets HERE and HERE, and click on the tag “Texas Burlesque Festival” below to read and view images from 2012 and 2011 here on BSP.

Picks of the Glitter April 19-24.

•04/17/2013 • Leave a Comment
Lola Frost of the Vancouver Burlesque Centre guests this weekend at For Love & Money

Lola Frost of the Vancouver Burlesque Centre guests this weekend at For Love & Money

This week’s quick & dirty burlesque show picks stretch all the way from Columbia City to the Big Apple:

First up, Violet Tendencies brings the third event under the banner Valkyrie Productions to the Columbia City Theater Friday and Saturday, April 19-20. For Love & Money will flirt with a little multimedia action for the first time as the performers bring acts that “sell” versus acts that fall more into subversive territory.

“The ideal is when they are one and the same, however for many artists the marketability of what we are passionate about often has to take a backseat to what we are paid for, ” Violet explained. “My goal with this show is twofold – first, to offer a place for artists to push boundaries and create while showing off their skills with a well rehearsed crowd-pleaser… and then of course to offer our audience a unique glimpse into each performer as an artist…”

The contrast of high glamor showmanship with more animal impulses might reveal a duality in some performers we’ve come to know in a more “marketable” light. Lola Frost & Cherry On Top of the Vancouver Burlesque Centre will guest star. For tickets, click HERE or check out the Facebook event HERE.

Want a little peek behind the curtain?

April 19-20 @ Columbia City Theater

April 19-20 @ Columbia City Theater

Jesse Belle-Jones (POC Photo)

Jesse Belle-Jones (POC Photo)

Randi Rascal (Photo by Takako)

Randi Rascal (Photo by Takako)

Cherry On Top of Vancouver Burlesque Centre (Photo by Dave Humphreys)

Cherry On Top of Vancouver Burlesque Centre (Photo by Dave Humphreys)

The Luminous Pariah (Photo by POC)

The Luminous Pariah (Photo by POC)

Paris Original (Photo by Ji Ji Lee)

Paris Original (Photo by Ji Ji Lee)

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Speaking of Paris Original and The Luminous Pariah, they’ll soon represent Seattle’s thriving boylesque scene at the 2nd Annual New York Boylesque Festival. Fortuitously (but not surprising at all, given their stupendous talent) Waxie Moon and Trojan Original have also been accepted to the fest. It’s an incredible honor that the unique talents of these performers will not only be recognized- but will be recognized together. We couldn’t be more proud, and the four couldn’t be more delighted to make the journey together and support one another on their Big Apple adventure.

Give our hometown boylesquers a proper send-off Sunday April 21 at The Rendezvous as they prepare to embark on their journey to the world’s only boylesque festival. The event will showcase the acts to be performed in New York- now’s your chance to say you saw them before they were famous.

Bite the Big Apple is a performance showcase and fundraiser featuring a raffle and live auction. Proceeds will help to offset the performers’ travel costs. Help our Seattle boys turn it OUT in NYC!

Featuring Waxie Moon, The Luminous Pariah, Paris Original, Trojan Original (Hosted by Leeni). April 21 @ 7:30pm, The Rendezvous. Get tickets HERE.

Sunday, April 21 @ The Rendezvous

Sunday, April 21 @ The Rendezvous

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Finally, next Wednesday April 24 at West Hall there will be a special screening of the film A Wink and A Smile hosted by Miss Indigo Blue, filmmaker Deirdre Timmons, and special guests. Catch a glimpse of early Academy of Burlesque history among friends and familiar faces at West Hall. Doors open at 6:30, the film will begin at 7. $10 suggested donation.

April 24 @ West Hall

April 24 @ West Hall

The return of the Naked Girls.

•04/11/2013 • Leave a Comment
Jesse Belle-Jones, as photographed by Greg Holloway

Jesse Belle-Jones, as photographed by Greg Holloway

Seattle burlesquer Jesse Belle-Jones is fast approaching the need for a few more dashes/hyphens/slashes in her name and list of titles.  Most know her as “The Modern Sexual Intellectual” of Sinner Saint Burlesque, where she’s been a member since 2009.  She’s also been a producer and regular reader with Naked Girls Reading since the local chapter first dropped its literary skivvies here in early 2010. In January, Jesse added member of the Board of Directors at the Foundation for Sex Positive Culture to her credentials. The nonprofit is responsible for educational and cultural events celebrating sexuality- the most famous of course being the annual Seattle Erotic Art Festival, where Jesse also happens to be Co-Director of Performance Art.  Burlesque, as an art form steeped in sexuality, has proven to be just the delectable tip of the iceberg for Jesse.  Through it, she’s plugged into wider worlds of artistic and intellectual stimulation that have kept her creativity piqued in every pursuit.

As fate would have it, several of Jesse’s favorite sexy worlds will collide this weekend with the relaunch of Naked Girls Reading at the newly opened Pacific Northwest Library for Sex Positive Culture.  “Part of the return is about connecting with the community,” Jesse told me by phone a few weeks ago.  “With local authors, artists, galleries, libraries….we sat down and asked ourselves ‘what do we want this event to do in our city?’” Taking a step back from the obvious novelty of girls reading books …naked… the producers considered what relevance the revamped series might have (the local chapter has been on hiatus since November 2011’s successful sci-fi encore).  The library, which is open to the public and part of the annex of the Center for Sex Positive Culture, seemed like the perfect location for the relaunch.

As individual franchises of Naked Girls Reading spread to a family of 19 cities and counting (the Chicago flagship was founded by Michelle L’amour and Franky Vivid in 2009), each chapter naturally developed their own unique sensibilities: some have emerged as boudoir-style salons;  others, more focused on niche genres.  In the hands of the cerebral  but ever-playful  Jesse Belle-Jones and her co-producers, the new Naked Girls Reading will undoubtedly find plenty of ways to get involved in the community, encouraging diversity and sexual  intellectualism wherever they  might hang their collective hats.  Particularly since hats may be the only apparel the readers are wearing…

NGR’s Seattle relaunch is Sunday, April 14.  Click HERE for tickets.

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And in case you’re beside yourself with desire for news of Sinner Saint Burlesque:  their current run Sincerely is under way now at Noc Noc.  Each week you’ll find a member of Sinner Saint’s sister troupe The Beatitudes sharing the stage.  During the month of May, The Beatitudes will in fact be keeping the stage warm for Sinner Saint as they head to Alaska for a few weeks of teaching and performances.  (The Luminous Pariah, Jesse’s former co-star in SHINE: The Burlesque Musical will join the girls as host for a few Alaska dates, hot on the heels of his upcoming performance at the second New York Boylesque Festival).

In other news- looking for interesting work that doesn’t necessarily involve taking your clothes off, but is crucial to Sinner Saint’s heart and soul?  They’re currently hiring- interested parties should take a peek at a recent posting over HERE.

The Beatitudes

The Shanghai Pearl’s Great Burlesque Exposition Travel Diary, March 29-31 2013

•04/07/2013 • Leave a Comment

~Written by very special guest contributor The Shanghai Pearl

The Great Burlesque Exposition, which takes place annually in Cambridge, Massachusetts, was primarily organized by Ol’ Scratch and Betty Blaize of The Boston Babydolls.  It has since grown to a bi-coastal effort (Scandal from Bohemia helps coordinate the classes from the West Coast) and is now in its seventh year.

I have had the pleasure of participating in the expo for a few years now, and each year gets bigger and better.  I took a moment to ask the organizers what and why they started The Great Burlesque Exposition, and here’s what Ol’ Scratch had to say:

“Prior to getting involved with burlesque, I was the executive director for a high-tech membership organization.  Part of my job was to organize a major educational conference and tradeshow each year.  The first few burlesque events I attended were much more like fringe festivals than like the events I was used to attending; they largely consisted of shows at several different locations, and had almost no daytime events or educational component.”

“I created The Great Burlesque Exposition with two goals in mind,” Ol’ Scratch continued. “First, to create a weekend-long event at which all the activities and attendees were under one roof, because I believe that the best sort of inspirations, collaborations, and community-building come from that continued, close contact.  The second aspect was to create a world-class professional development conference.  If we – the people who perform burlesque – didn’t take it seriously as a profession, there’s no reason for anyone outside the burlesque community to treat us as serious professionals.”

Here are some juicy tidbits from my Great Boston Burlesque Exposition travel diary:

Friday, March 29: Day 1

Friday is the day that most people arrive. The only event on the first evening’s roster is “The Rhinestone Revue”, the Exposition’s showcase of previous GBE winners, invited guests, and guests of honor.  The hosts for the 2013 Rhinestone Revue were GBE’s Legend Guest of Honor, Toni Elling, and founder Ol’ Scratch.

Before we started the show, Scratch called Burlesque Legend April March from the stage so we could all wish her well (she had broken her ankle a few weeks before and was heartbroken she was unable to attend).  Everyone in the audience and backstage sent our love and wished her a speedy recovery.

I was so happy to see Willie Barret’s (aka Joe Paul Williams, Delsarte Master) sweet, charming, and comedic return to the burlesque stage.  Joe Paul Williams is first and foremost, a scholar and master of the Delsarte method of movement.  He was also a burlesque performer in the ‘90s. I am a great admirer of his work and love, love, LOVE his classes.

Willie Barrett’s return to Burlesque, photo by Samantha Laine

Willie Barrett’s return to Burlesque (Photo by Samantha Laine)

Jo Weldon, author of The Burlesque Handbook, debuted a beautiful tribute to the ladies of her Pink Light Burlesque project.  She is one of my favorite performers to watch- so beautiful, and so dirty. Another highlight was Vancouver’s Burgundy Brixx, (of Kitty Nights and Vancouver Burlesque Centre Fame).  Her pitch perfect act to an Ellington medley was a pleasure and a joy to watch. Backstage, The Boston Babydolls were the envy of all in their matching ‘Vegas’ costumes:  large fancy cut stones and rhinestone chain all over the place.

The Boston Babydolls, photo by Jo Boobs

The Boston Babydolls (Photo by Jo Boobs)

Legend Toni Elling, who co-hosted the show, is such a treasure.  She is so natural and charming on stage.

After the show we migrated next door to the Last Chance Speakeasy.  The Ballroom next door was turned into a sexy speakeasy by event sponsor House of Gorejess.  It was lovely to see Cherry Killer Tomatoes representing Seattle on the bill.

Show highlights included Betsy Propane’s sweet and effervescent balloon act and Cherry La Voix’s extremely hot strip.  There was a lot of joy on stage in the many performances that night, as exemplified by Betty Propane’s infectious number and Cherry’s intoxicating tease.

Saturday, March 30: Day 2

Saturday kicks off the first daytime events of the conference. There are a wide variety of classes, panels, discussions, and roundtables.  I started the morning off with a panel on “Body Image in Burlesque” with Dot Mitzvah, Whisper De Corvo, Lydia Ransom, and Abhorrence.  One hour is not enough time for such a loaded topic, but we managed.  Then I headed to teach my extended “Master Class” version of “Drama”.

I love this class. We run around like maniacs and push our own boundaries with melodrama and theatrical presentation.  I had a terrific group of students who were totally ready to be challenged and WERKED. So good. I am in love with the lot of them.

After class, I headed over to the ”Legend Q & A” with Toni Elling and Jo Boobs in the main ballroom. I was quite disappointed by the turnout for this event.  [SOAPBOX ALERT] One of the best things you can do in any craft is to acquaint yourself with its history. Legend Q & A’s are a rare chance to hear FIRSTHAND the stories of burlesque history from the people who lived it. So, if you have a chance to do it- don’t miss it.

I’ve attended several Legend chats throughout the years and this one was particularly extraordinary because Jo managed to coax Toni to speak on some of the racism she experienced during her time in burlesque.  For those of you that don’t know Miss Elling, she is the type of lady that has a kind word for everyone. Soft-spoken, sweet, and a lady through and through, she is usually very resistant to speaking about racism.

[RACISM TRIGGER WARNING]  She shared with us that it was not uncommon to have “… people check my costumes to see if I was clean…” and “…once someone checked to see if I had a tail. That was the worst…so terrible…”

Uncomfortable as it may be, I think this is an important part of our history that we should know about. Burlesque is not all victory rolls, rhinestones, and roses. Our past, and parts of our present, are checkered with racism and many other nefarious -isms.  Racial tension and racism (while perhaps not as overtly violent and visible as they once were) are still present in our culture and amplified in our microcosm. It’s a sinister and nefarious thing that can only be broken down by self-examination and supporting one another in having those difficult conversations.

The last thing I have to say about Saturday’s “Legend Q & A” is my new favorite quote from Toni.  When asked if she had any advice for new generations of burlesque performers, she simply stated “Love it- or leave it.”

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After the Q & A I made plans to have a little outing with Joe Paul Williams. I was thrilled to have a chance to spend a little bit of time with one of my favorite people. Joe Paul and I got ourselves off campus and into Harvard Square for a walk in the springtime sun. We decided to have a small interlude at Burdick’s Chocolates, which I found out later was one of Boston’s best chocolate houses, famous for their chocolate mice and hot chocolate. We talked art, artistry and our own histories in burlesque (Joe Paul performed boylesque and comedic stripper-grams in the ‘90s) over divine desserts. Dreamy.

Burdick’s famous chocolate mice

Burdick’s famous chocolate mice

Saturday at GBE features “The Main Event” where competitors travel from all over the country (and the world) to strip and tease for a coveted Howard Award (named after The Old Howard, or The Howard Athenaeum,  home to burlesque queen Ann Corio and infamously shut down by Rose La Rose).

Competition and judging in burlesque is a very strange and challenging thing.  My only job that evening was to enjoy the show and pick a favorite, which quickly turned into a wildly difficult task as the night progressed.  I easily had a dozen favorites for a million different reasons- I didn’t envy the main judges at all.  The show was a thrilling stream of terrific acts and Ol’ Scratch kept things moving at a quick clip.

Here are the winners for the evening:

Donna Denise- Most Classic, Judge’s Favorite (Toni Elling)

Gorejess- Best Solo Performance, Judge’s Favorite (Jo Weldon, for best costume malfunction)

Danger Doll – Most Comedic, for a dirty and hilarious strip as a polar bear

Femme Brulee – Most Beautiful

Peggy Delune – Best Hybrid

Vanilla Frappe and Vivienne LaFlamme  – Judges Favorite (me!) for a fun and filthy ‘Rubber Ducky’ duo that LITERALLY made my dreams come true.

Other highlights included:

Beelzebabe started off the show with a classic strip in a stunning red costume. Bobby Barnaby delighted the room with an electric and exuberant fan dance.  Donna Denise stunned with her gorgeous grasp of classic burlesque in an aquamarine gown trimmed in long, lush lavender turkey ruff. Essence Revealed owned the stage with her gorgeous body and booty tricks that made my eyes pop out my head. Honey Lawless did a lovely burlesque of Marilyn Monroe’s turn in “There’s No Business Like Show Business”.  Burgundy Brixx and I were aflutter over Honey’s stunning gown recreation.

I also loved Ruby Solitaire’s lovely strip out of a glittering red Dalek costume. I was not only impressed by her beautiful strip, but also by her costume.  A Dalek is characteristically hard and robotic, and a burlesque performer (and costume) is generally soft, flowing or feathery.  Ruby’s act and costume artfully juxtaposed and balanced all these disparate details.

Sailor St. Claire, Whisper De Corvo, and Gorejess represented Seattle beautifully.  Gorejess won not just one but two awards with her fierce strip, Sailor St. Claire was luminous in her pretty and ethereal winter frost act, and Whisper De Corvo sparkled in a lovely and classic fan dance.

Sophie Champagne traveled from Milan to show us her tail feathers, Captain Elastico’s strongman act was charming and unexpected-  it was a great, great show with strong performances from all involved.

After the show was the Pool Party with yummy surf rock from The Waveriders! The competition was over but Miss Mina of the Boston Babydolls still won at the Pool Party by showing up in a MERMAID TAIL.  (Being obsessed with mermaids myself, I was naturally quite jealous).  Poolside hijinx ensued and fun was had by all.

Poolside with GBE 2013 double winner Gorejess

Poolside with GBE 2013 double winner Gorejess

More poolside posing with Seattle Sweetheart Cherry Killer Tomatoes (Photo by Gorejess)

More poolside posing with Seattle Sweetheart Cherry Killer Tomatoes (Photo by Gorejess)

Sunday, March 31: Day 3

Sunday, the last day!

I started the day with Lydia Ransom’s “Obscenity Law and Burlesque” class. Fascinating and informative, I am so glad I was finally able to attend this class. The policing of women’s bodies in public is galling, appalling and simply bananas.

I was able to catch a small part of the Exotic World film screening before my next class.  This ended up not being the best decision on my part, as I found myself quietly weeping not 15 minutes into the film.

My next class was “Power, Pleasure and Meaning”, a lecture and discussion I created to address some of the complex problems I have been seeing and experiencing in our community. I already get the most nerves when I teach this class, probably because this class has a hefty chunk of my tender human self invested in it.  In any case, it went well- there were as many nodding heads as knitted brows (and even a few outright frowns).  So I felt successful.  When teaching this class at a festival or setting such as BurlyCon, I have a short amount of time to deliver a lot of material. Then I send people home with worksheets and they do the hard work on their own.  (What I would love to do is offer an extended version of this class where we tease this stuff out together…)

My last class for the day was much lighter subject matter. I headed to the craft room to teach “Headdresses, Fascinators and YOU!” This class is probably the most popular class in my DIY Showgirl series.  In it we learn how to shape and manipulate feathers and students create their own fascinators to wear home.  The most gratifying component of this class is the excitement and pride the students have over their new and beautiful (and often shockingly impressive) creations. The last chunk of the class is guided DIY, which basically turns into a fun craft party.

Here’s a peek at some stuff we made:

Vivienne LaFlamme

Vivienne LaFlamme

Vivienne LaFlamme

Vanilla Frappe

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Finally, we reached the Tea Party!  At the end of the conference The Boston Babydolls host a charming tea party for the expo participants. This year’s tea party was sponsored in part by Jacqueline Hyde.

After catching up with conference attendees over tea and delicate nibbles, Paco Fish and I walked across the bridge for a quick dinner before…. “The Newbie Showcase”! One of the best things about this weekender is the support it offers new performers. In addition to a variety of classes and panels, it features an entire showcase dedicated solely to new performers.

New performers (aka ‘Newbies’ or ‘Fresh Meat’) are a special thing. Sometime when I talk to brand new performers (usually after a class or in between classes) I find myself feeling particularly nostalgic for that the ‘newbie’ time. The first few years are amazing! You have a million ideas and want to do everything! You are vibrating or quivering with possibility and excitement. It really is an infectious energy.  I wish we could bottle it.

The show itself was energetic and joyful.  A few highlights for me were Gigi Holliday and Dainty Dandridge with two high energy and classic performances.  Also, Tapitha Kix (a member of the Baltimore/DC-based troupe Twisted Knickers Burlesque) revived some old school vaudeville with her TAP DANCING, EN POINTE. Fabulous!

After the show, it was time to pack! So with that I leave you with what plays in my head at the end of every festival/convention/expo…

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